Halloweenies
Oct 30, 2006 23:57:08 GMT
Post by Michael Aarons on Oct 30, 2006 23:57:08 GMT
Captain Kay shifted in her bed not quite comfortable but not yet ready to get up. It had been a long drawn out night and she didn't much remember the day before. As she rolled over she found there was something else there. Her eyes began to focus and before she found Aarons 
.
Aarons: "Was it good for you?"
Kay: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" thud Aarons leaned over to see where his captain had fallen onto the floor. He quickly climbed out of her bed and put the upper part of his uniform on.
Aarons: =^="Oh Liz, emergency beam out in the captain's quarters."=^= Kay dematerialized and Aarons casually strolled out down to Sickbay.
LATER: The doctor looked the captain over with her tricorder not liking what she was seeing.
Liz: "Do you know how lucky you are that strokes are no longer a serious medical issue in the 24th century?"
Aarons: "Yeah especially since someone might take offense to this thread otherwise. And so what? I gave the captain a stroke by making her think I slept her, big deal, or did you forget about 'The Fool or the Fool Who Follows' thread? That thing burned on me like a bad rash." Indeed Aarons had been made to suffer in front of God and everybody.
Liz: "Where are you going?" Michael, now fully satisfied with himself headed casually for the door.
Aarons: "I have other plans. Oh, before I forget," he re-approached the captain "Now we're even!" And he left.
The ship began to grow dark and foreboding. Eerily a fog rolled in like the Moors of England, you know, Roger and Dudley. ;D No one knew what was going on, almost no one. Death once again walked amongst the living of the starship Majesty, having languished in a diner with weird array of characters.
Death: "Oh yeah, PARTAY!!!" Suddenly there were invading the bow of the ship thousands of 'guests' which came out for the celebration. It was the event of the sector and was really going. Suddenly there slowly approached a silent pale faced man. "Dude what are you supposed to be?"
Aarons: "Duh, I'm the Shape. Hey Fred, Jason." The two daunting entities gave their acknowledgment. "Man someone needs to tell Hammerstein to crank it up in here! Hey, what ever happened to that creepy little kid running around here?"
Death: "Which one? The one making the cat noise?"
Aarons: "Man I threw that one out the air-lock myself. I'm talking about the one with the long hair doesn't say much and does real evil crap."
Death: "Oh yeah she got a hair cut and is much better off now." The party continued to rave on.
ELSEWHERE:
Bouncer: "Mr. Head I don't care if your name's on the list, if you want to get in, you're gonna' have to leave your cutlery you got dangling there outside."
Pinhead: "I will cause you suffering the likes of which go beyond the realm of pain or pleasure."
Bouncer: "Unless you want me to take a hammer and finish the job on your face, you either check them knives or leave!"
Pinhead: "Fine." The Dark Prince of Pain relinquished his tools before being let in. This party was about fun not getting hurt.
MEANWHILE: The party was really getting into swing when it became about time for a small announcement.
Aarons: "Excuse me everybody!" All eyes refocused on the ship's CNO. "It's time to sing the song. Are we all ready?" They acknowledged.
Everyone: "No more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. No more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock."
Aarons: "Okay now that we've gotten that out of our systems, let's get back to partying and playing the two songs everyone expects to be played during this time of year."
Liz continued working on the captain when suddenly...
Kay: "Where's that little son of a bi-?"
Aarons: "Okay who brought the dog?" Some people just don't know how to behave at a party. "So like this guy, Julian Beck was telling me, this guy, Crane, came with just a burlap sack on and claimed he was a scarecrow or something. Personally I thought he could of put some more effort into it or something."
Kane: "Gaw man, what did you put in those deviled eggs, there giving me real bad heart-burn?"
Death: "Man why you gotta be hatin' on a reaper like that? Oh no, of all people..." Aarons turned and saw four guys in matching jumpsuits enter.
Aarons: "Oh, I thought it was going to be He-Man. Hey Sam! Whoop, there go Charles getting drunk and spouting his voo-doo."
Death: "Hey Pinhead, how's it going?"
Pinhead: "Well I've been thinking about opening a spa and calling the Labyrinth. You know pain, pleasure, and all that."
Aarons: "Yeah say who are your friends?"
Pinhead: "This is Niki (she smokes) and her boyfriend (he chews tobacco)."
Aarons: "I can tell. Man look at those dorks over there who decided to go kaiju. They look so fake." Just then the gates were crashed by the scariest thing that night: a [word deleted] off woman.
Kay: "MICHAEL!!!"
Aarons: "Has it been 20 years already?" Aarons quickly re-donned his mask as the other two icons stood next to him.
Kay: "Aarons, don't try to hide from me, I know you're under one of those!" They stood completely still and stared at her. "Fine, if you won't come out, I'll just have to go for all three."
Kane Hodder/Robert Englund: "See ya' dude." They bailed.
Aarons: "Wow Kay, what a lovely costume. You came as a Killjoy." Bam! Right in the face.
OFF: Now comes the real fun. All of you get to reread all this and name all the references and allusions made throughout this post. Oh, and [glow=red,2,300]Happy Halloween![/glow][glow=red,2,300][/glow] ;D
.Aarons: "Was it good for you?"
Kay: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
thud Aarons leaned over to see where his captain had fallen onto the floor. He quickly climbed out of her bed and put the upper part of his uniform on.Aarons: =^="Oh Liz, emergency beam out in the captain's quarters."=^= Kay dematerialized and Aarons casually strolled out down to Sickbay.
LATER: The doctor looked the captain over with her tricorder not liking what she was seeing.
Liz: "Do you know how lucky you are that strokes are no longer a serious medical issue in the 24th century?"
Aarons: "Yeah especially since someone might take offense to this thread otherwise. And so what? I gave the captain a stroke by making her think I slept her, big deal, or did you forget about 'The Fool or the Fool Who Follows' thread? That thing burned on me like a bad rash." Indeed Aarons had been made to suffer in front of God and everybody.
Liz: "Where are you going?" Michael, now fully satisfied with himself headed casually for the door.
Aarons: "I have other plans. Oh, before I forget," he re-approached the captain "Now we're even!" And he left.
The ship began to grow dark and foreboding. Eerily a fog rolled in like the Moors of England, you know, Roger and Dudley. ;D No one knew what was going on, almost no one. Death once again walked amongst the living of the starship Majesty, having languished in a diner with weird array of characters.
Death: "Oh yeah, PARTAY!!!" Suddenly there were invading the bow of the ship thousands of 'guests' which came out for the celebration. It was the event of the sector and was really going. Suddenly there slowly approached a silent pale faced man. "Dude what are you supposed to be?"
Aarons: "Duh, I'm the Shape. Hey Fred, Jason." The two daunting entities gave their acknowledgment. "Man someone needs to tell Hammerstein to crank it up in here! Hey, what ever happened to that creepy little kid running around here?"
Death: "Which one? The one making the cat noise?"
Aarons: "Man I threw that one out the air-lock myself. I'm talking about the one with the long hair doesn't say much and does real evil crap."
Death: "Oh yeah she got a hair cut and is much better off now." The party continued to rave on.
ELSEWHERE:
Bouncer: "Mr. Head I don't care if your name's on the list, if you want to get in, you're gonna' have to leave your cutlery you got dangling there outside."
Pinhead: "I will cause you suffering the likes of which go beyond the realm of pain or pleasure."
Bouncer: "Unless you want me to take a hammer and finish the job on your face, you either check them knives or leave!"
Pinhead: "Fine." The Dark Prince of Pain relinquished his tools before being let in. This party was about fun not getting hurt.
MEANWHILE: The party was really getting into swing when it became about time for a small announcement.
Aarons: "Excuse me everybody!" All eyes refocused on the ship's CNO. "It's time to sing the song. Are we all ready?" They acknowledged.
Everyone: "No more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. No more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock."
Aarons: "Okay now that we've gotten that out of our systems, let's get back to partying and playing the two songs everyone expects to be played during this time of year."
Liz continued working on the captain when suddenly...
Kay: "Where's that little son of a bi-?"
Aarons: "Okay who brought the dog?" Some people just don't know how to behave at a party. "So like this guy, Julian Beck was telling me, this guy, Crane, came with just a burlap sack on and claimed he was a scarecrow or something. Personally I thought he could of put some more effort into it or something."
Kane: "Gaw man, what did you put in those deviled eggs, there giving me real bad heart-burn?"
Death: "Man why you gotta be hatin' on a reaper like that? Oh no, of all people..." Aarons turned and saw four guys in matching jumpsuits enter.
Aarons: "Oh, I thought it was going to be He-Man. Hey Sam! Whoop, there go Charles getting drunk and spouting his voo-doo."
Death: "Hey Pinhead, how's it going?"
Pinhead: "Well I've been thinking about opening a spa and calling the Labyrinth. You know pain, pleasure, and all that."
Aarons: "Yeah say who are your friends?"
Pinhead: "This is Niki (she smokes) and her boyfriend (he chews tobacco)."
Aarons: "I can tell. Man look at those dorks over there who decided to go kaiju. They look so fake." Just then the gates were crashed by the scariest thing that night: a [word deleted] off woman.
Kay: "MICHAEL!!!"
Aarons: "Has it been 20 years already?" Aarons quickly re-donned his mask as the other two icons stood next to him.
Kay: "Aarons, don't try to hide from me, I know you're under one of those!" They stood completely still and stared at her. "Fine, if you won't come out, I'll just have to go for all three."
Kane Hodder/Robert Englund: "See ya' dude." They bailed.
Aarons: "Wow Kay, what a lovely costume. You came as a Killjoy." Bam! Right in the face.
OFF: Now comes the real fun. All of you get to reread all this and name all the references and allusions made throughout this post. Oh, and [glow=red,2,300]Happy Halloween![/glow][glow=red,2,300][/glow] ;D
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